December 30th
11:19 PM EST
11:19 PM EST
Uuuunf. Enjoying a little Harry Lloyd as Herbert Pocket in the BBC’s ‘Great Expectations’ mini-series. So adorable.
My dog sticks her tongue out like this sometimes and it kills me.
But can I have this polar bear cub, please? Please world? Please?
My life.
December 22nd
1:55 AM EST
1:55 AM EST
The only things I’m left wondering about the AHS finale…
1. How did the Harmon’s still have electricity? That shit would’ve gotten shut off in a month - easy.
2. How did Ben chop down a tree? There is NO way that a tree like that came from a yard like this:
December 20th
6:38 PM EST
6:38 PM EST
In the case that you wish to meet Demetri Martin...
you can enter for a chance to do so. Yay!!!
December 18th
8:02 PM EST
8:02 PM EST
this kills me.
2:12 AM
EST
I made this. Myself. If this gets any circulation on the Internet (it probably won’t because it’s probably actually really awful and I’m just an arrogant asshole), I will pee in my pants.
MAKE IT HAPPEN TUMBLR/INTERNET/MEME GODS!
December 16th
6:39 PM EST
6:39 PM EST
People are giving things up until abortion ends.
Like ice cream. Or Taco Bell. Or Pepsi. Or french fries.
1. First of all - what fucking sacrifices. Giving up unhealthy things in the name of saving unborn babies fetuses.
2. All food? Really America? If you want to be taken serious or even slightly effective, why don’t you go ahead and give up some shit that matters - shopping at WalMart, using my car, buying things that are tested on animals, etc.
3. Direct quote from the girl giving up ice cream: “And this is probably going to be one of the hardest things I’m going to do…I did it for Lent last year and it was super difficult. It’s probably going to be really difficult, I had ice cream for my birthday a couple weeks ago and that’s probably gonna be it for a while. Maybe not.”
—> look at these entitled assholes giving up things that people in third world countries could never afford and have probably never tasted and this is one of the most difficult things you’ve done? Not eating ice cream? Do you think that women who get abortion are like “Gotta go to work, grab some dinner, get an abortion, do the laundry, take the dog for a walk, and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy!” As if it’s this easy process, like getting a fucking cavity drilled? Such a decision isn’t easy on anyone.
5. “End abortion” is one of the most general, vague goals I’ve ever heard.
